The back of NaPoWriMo has now been broken. I wish I could say the same for PoemADayForAYear.
Here are our poems. The prompt from NaPoWriMo.net was a little confusing but I think the gist is to write a poem about yourself as though they were updates on social media.
@Christopher woke up today. It was a good day. Sometimes the expected happens.
@Christopher poured some bovine lactation onto staple crops in a ceramic receptacle. It was a thing.
@Christopher brushed my teeth sometime around noon. I only have one sock on and a hole in my underwear.
@Christopher Today is a day for writing poems and doing uni work. Good things afoot today.
@MonkeyChin89 No1 carezz mate. Whys done yuu go an work fo a livin like da rest of us?
@Christopher Played FIFA for 3 hours. My coffee went cold. Uni book still open on the same page. Productivity ho!
@MonkeyChin89 I bet yuu is shit at FIFA. Ill play yuu some time and propa boss on yuus.
@Christopher There’s a penis on my timeline. Don’t need one there. In my pants yes, not on my timeline.
@MonkeyChin89 Yuu wantz me in your pantz? You a gay or somefing?
@Christopher No. I’m not and I will not tolerate that kind of homophobia. Not from someone with a SpunkyChin.
@MonkeyChin89 It sayz MONKEYChin. Yuu cant even read mayte. No wonder yuu cant getta job.
@Christopher SpunkyChin is mad. Do not anger SpunkyChin. Fear the globulous wrath of SpunkyChin!
@MonkeyChin89 Dude, yuu are sooo immature.
@Christopher Yes. Yes I am. And I do have a job.
@MonkeyChin Wot, cleanin shitty toiletzz or somefing?
@Christopher No. Your mum hired me to mop your SpunkyChin.
@MonkeyChin89 Mayte, tyuu atre annoyinn. Grow upp.
@Christopher The SpunkyChin must be obeyed. All hail SpunkyChin.
@MonkeyChin89 Im goin. Wankah.
@Christopher Today has been a day for being a dick to idiots. It feels good. Tomorrow, philosophy. Bah.
After a long hard week,
Despite having quit almost
Five months earlier.
Lady nicotine Is a