I think if you discount ‘Phantom Menace’
entirely, the new Star Wars trilogy
isn’t too bad. Well, apart from that fella
who played Anakin Skywalker.
And Ewan McGregor. And CGI Yoda.
And the fact they were made in the first place.
Especially though, that bit at the end of
‘Revenge of the Sith’ where Anakin
is first put into the Darth Vader suit
and screams when he finds out
that one with the face is dead.
That really grated on me.
Oh, was that a spoiler?
I mean, it is about 10 years old now.
Have I just done a Stephen King?
Well, if it’s good enough for him…
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze.
Bruce Willis is a ghost.
(In general, that is, have you seen his later films?)
It turns out they’re on Earth all along.
He is Luke’s father.
It’s Gwyneth’s head in the box.
The narrator is Tyler Durden.
The dead body is actually Jigsaw.
Walter Whiter dies at the end.
It was Jason’s mother.
Oh, and spoilers ahead.
One last one.
There are actually fifty-one shades of grey.
They forgot the one that my blood
stained the carpet when I heard they
were making a film and I couldn’t handle anything